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Girl Nails Tech Culture

every single party in San Francisco👍 pic.twitter.com/xjOEFtTAZF — Alexis Gay (@yayalexisgay) April 11, 2020 This girl fucking nailed it. Now I've never lived in San Francisco but I follow enough VC twitter to understand all the references. San Francisco is a fucking cesspool of pretentious people who are too wealthy for their own good. Like just an absurd number of millionaires who are all too young to know which soda Kel loved the most or that Cory and Topanga is the original true love story of the century. Basically, fuck San Francisco.

Tiger King is Stupid

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Full disclosure: I haven't watched it. Reason being that it's stupid and I'm not one of the easily entertained masses. Maybe you're a peasant who is easily manipulated into believing you're being entertained, but I'm not. I only watch premier television - the cream of the crop, the best of the best. Do I sometimes delve in tier 2 or even tier 3 television? Sure. Sometimes I just want some background noise with a mediocre plot while I scroll through my phone, but an intriguing enough concept or storyline that keeps me clicking that "Next Episode" button, but I don't want this shit.  There are literally dozens of television shows and movies you could be watching that elevates your mind instead of sucking the life out it. So do me a favor and stop trying to get me to watch this drivel. It's trash, and I don't fill my head with trash. 

Chick Buries the Story on Having Coronavirus and Should be Jailed

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Ummm this just happened... RIP in Peace my dude pic.twitter.com/rh9ZpRZJNs — Carlos (@ChuckeEChaves) April 13, 2020 This girl should be jailed. Plain and simple. Like she needs to be put in jail for second degree murder. Maybe the death penalty if she doesn't die of coronavirus.

IG Sensation Caroline Calloway is on OnlyFans

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Just a heads up. I’m genuinely going to launch my Onlyfans tonight. I’m going to drop it randomly around midnight just like when I dropped my first unfiltered nude. 🧚‍♂️ — ◥◤Caroline Calloway (@carolinecaloway) April 12, 2020 If you're not up on who Carolina Calloway is, don't ask me. I'm not really sure other than she's essentially the female version of Billy McFarland. Basically she bought a ton of Instagram followers, used that to create a sensation around her to create a tour, sold tickets to the tour, but then didn't actually book any of the venues, and then cancelled everything. Somehow she still has 700K followers on IG and almost 60K followers on Twitter, and yesterday she dropped a BIG OL BOMB saying she was about to hop on OnlyFans charging people $50/month (would have gone higher if it would allow) and caused a shit storm.  Responses cross the entire spectrum: if you think i would everrrrrr pay for @carolinecaloway only fans accou...

Sweden Doesn't Care About Coronavirus

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That's right. While most other countries are locking down every aspect of their society, Sweden (and the Netherlands) don't give a flying FUCK about the coronavirus and is basically sacrificing their citizens for the sake of herd immunity. Source:  As many public spaces throughout Europe empty out—with citizens only leaving home for essential groceries or medication—life in Sweden is carrying on, mostly as usual. Children walk to school while adults meet up for dinner at their local bar. Only the vulnerable have been advised to isolate and some are working from home. Yet in Sweden, where there are  9,141 confirmed cases and 793 people have died , experts worry weaker measures may be leading to a more severe outbreak in the country of just 10 million citizens. Here's the thing, I don't really get how people are okay with this. They're just like "Yes I am okay with my grandmother dying if it means we can keep going on like normal?" I guess that...

Photoshopped Or Not?

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So with the quarantine in full effect, there are so few cars on the road, that driving in Los Angeles is actually pleasurable. You can get anywhere in a fraction of the time, and it would be even better if there was anywhere to actually go other than a different neighborhood to walk around. But there's another thing about cars not being on the road, and that is the constant smog that hovers over the city has completely dissipated. However, there's this one picture showing this, but I'm not sure if it's been photoshopped or not so you decide:

TikTok: An Explanation for Old People (aka 25+)

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While Barstool might cater to the college kid and early twenty-something, there are plenty of us who are not that audience. There are many of us who are close to or past the age of 30 and it's tough for us to keep up with the times, trends, and tech - none more clear than TikTok. I started on TikTok about six months ago as a joke and now I'm addicted, which is the story for honestly most users (they say it right in their bio). There are many people who would be considered young (I'm 28) but might think of themselves as "too old" to be on TikTok either because they've heard that everyone on it is in high school (they're not) or because young people have shamed them for being on it. I'm here to be your guide. TikTok is actually the perfect app to be on during quarantine because it's an easy time-waster, you're looking at strangers not at friends, and it's a large mixed bag of humor and attractive people getting attention. So here's Ti...